Airbags
By Karubi
I had an idea for an improvement on dual air bags for an automobile. If you were about to crash into something, an onboard sensor would activate a death ray blaster and the offending item would be totally vaporized so that you would not crash into it. Thus you would be kept safer than you would be by having a big bag inflate right into your face. Then it occurred to me that I might use this device in traffic jams so that I would not be detained by stupid people stopping on Rte. 128 to look at dumb things like accidents. It was at that point that I realized that my little invention should not be disseminated to the public.