Father Goat Tonsils

By Megasecret

These days it seems like every other person is a vegetarian. People also seem to be very consumed by animal rights and so forth. The other thing that has been in the news a lot lately is whether cloning of animals should be encouraged. Well, my idea would satisfy everybody, I think.

We could keep the doctors and researchers busy with experiments designed to take advantage of certain species’ ability to regenerate body parts. For example, scientists could make a cow that regenerates itself. You could simply carve out your porterhouse or filet mignon and cook it. The cow would simply grow another one.

The animal rights whiners would have nothing to complain about because no animals would be killed or even harmed that much. Come to think of it, we could bio-engineer animals that don’t have nerves and don’t feel the pain of having their tenderloins extracted.

This way everybody could just own one cow and use it for beef and dairy AT THE SAME TIME! Of course, everybody’s cow would look like swiss cheese from being so cut up so we would call it the swiss cow.