Father Goat Tonsils

By Lard

The idea comes from the stoves you have over here. You just put the clean button on, and the stove cleans itself. I think it will be a really good idea, if there were underpants that done this for you. Just think, you’d never ever have to change your underpants. You could just set them on clean, the stains burn and crumble and fall out, while you can whistle on the way to work with confidence because you know that you’ve got oven clean underwear

-Editor’s note-
An idea came to me while reading the above idea: Ass-wiping underwear - need to get out of the bathroom fast? No need to wipe, because the underwear do it for you (A self cleaning feature would definitely need to be incorporated into these!)