Father Goat Tonsils

By Father Goat Tonsils

I was thinking about statues one day and it occured to me that statuary seldom does anything. An idea for a vomiting statue has been stewing in my mind for some time. I thought that it would be cool if plumbing were installed inside of a statue of a famous person (take your pick) such that a kind of artificial vomit could spurt forth from the mouth. It might be nice to have a motion sensor like those used on outdoor lighting to activate the “vomit” pump when an individual was viewing the sculpture. Pressure levels could be adjustable such that the stream would project as far as was desired. You know to strike the viewer with vomit or not.